TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD

We have a crazed bird that sits outside Stella's window and sings ALL NIGHT LONG...not the Lionel Richie song, but literally all night long. We also might have mold in our closet. Now if I could just get the bird to eat the mold in the closet I could kill two birds with one stone. Technically I'd just be killing the one bird and I'd feel terrible, but at least we could start sleeping again.  I won't sleep (because I can't) until it's gone. When I've figured out how to get rid of it I'll write a book called To Kill A Mockingbird.