Thar She Blows

A man at Trader Joe's said, "Wow, you're really pregnant. You must be due in two months." I politely said, "No. More like 5 months." To which he said, "Wow you are BIG. Must be twins." I really wanted to say, "You want to meet my twins?" and then take both my fists and punch him in the balls. For someone who seemed to be the authority on a woman's body I'm pretty sure he hasn't seen a vagina in about 25 years.