Work it, Girl!

Stella got a call today about doing a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live! I used to work there and they needed a baby and it just so happens that I have one. I hope Stella knows that I was only joking yesterday when I said, "Get to work, girl. Mommy and daddy want a house." I went from a full time working mom, to a stay at home mom, to a stage mom. I have the work permit and Coogan paperwork to prove it. Yikes! I feel like Lynne Spears. Stella please promise me you won't get addicted to cheetos, have two kids with an out of work rapper, and shave your head all before your 30th birthday. Space it out. Leave some of that crazy stuff for your 30s.